the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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i like pie.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!