The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!