The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to fart inwards.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Imortality.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!