The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Imortality.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to die at will

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!