The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to ?-1.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to poke

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to jump -50% higher

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!