The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to switch gender identity

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!