The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

The power to send emails via pigeon

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!