the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to exist

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!