The ability to never have to take a shit again

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power of eating but only when you're dead

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

The power to be justin beiber

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to shit brix

The power to withstand camel rape.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

Imortality.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to hate someone you don't even know

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!