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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.
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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you
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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news
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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.
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The power to see as Stevie Wonder
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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.
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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.
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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)
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The power to turn things in to wood
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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.
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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks
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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.
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The power to put out light from your butt
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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.
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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit
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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake
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Th power to be telepathetic
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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.
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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...
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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish
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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.
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Night vision that only works during the day
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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!