The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Imortality.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!