Walk on water, swim in land!

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to sleep

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to spell backwards.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!