The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!