The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!