The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to eat food

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Swiss army teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!