Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!