The power to make out of thin air

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Imortality.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!