The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to talk to dust

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Endless falling....

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!