alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to die on command

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!