the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to mind reeds

The power to push a door that only pulls.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The Power to be aqua man

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

the ability to pee in your own butt.

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to fart flames

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!