- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to breathe

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

The power to lick your elbow.

Pointless Super Powers