- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

Imortality.

The power to shit brix

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to die while dieing

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

the power to commit crime.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The power to be able to not smell fart

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to be justin beiber

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

the power to die tomorrow morning.

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

Pointless Super Powers