the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!