The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!