the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Liam Brudenell

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The abilty to go through water.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Being a freemason

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to f*ck yourself

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!