The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Imortality.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to die at will

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!