The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!