ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to fart flames

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to see through pastry..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!