The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!