The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The power to come second in any race

The power to pee from your eyes

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

The power to see the future but through a straw.

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!