The ability to control dairy products

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to see through water

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to turn into a tree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!