the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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Imortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!