the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power spite flower

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!