The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to never end your .

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!