The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imortality.

The power to burn ashes

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power spite flower

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

the power to fly but only upward

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

A power level of under 9000.

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!