The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Being a freemason

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to fail

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!