The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to get older every second

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to be your self

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!