THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!