The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!