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i like pie.
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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.
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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.
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The power to talk in Wingdings.
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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.
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The power to send emails via pigeon
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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.
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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.
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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...
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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still
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the power to fail
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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.
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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches
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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf
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The power to not yawn after someone else does.
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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.
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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you
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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.
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the power to see the present.
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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.
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the power to be permanently unconfortable.
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The power to do anything within your limits.
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!