the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to have no powers

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!