the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to control dairy products

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!