The power to have no powers

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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KeemStar

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to understand women!!

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Imortality.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to get older every second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!