EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to hear morse code.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Melting

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to vote

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!