The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Melting

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The power to float without gravity.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to vote

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to get older every second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!