The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to never finish your sente

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!