The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!