The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!