The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to live.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Acid pee

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to die on command

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!