The power to change to justin biber

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!