The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to silence explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!