The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to see the present.

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The power spite flower

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to die on command

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to eat food

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!