the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to turn into paper

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!