the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to die at will

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to make out of thin air

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!