The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to ?-1.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to have a small penis

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!