The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to die at will

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to vote

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!