The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!