the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The power to go part way through walls

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to poop and pee at the same time

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The power to come second in any race

Acid pee

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The ability to smell with your hands

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power to grow one wing

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!