The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!