The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to see through air

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to change to justin biber

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power to see through glass doors

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!