The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to have a small penis

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captain obvious

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!