The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to go through open windows

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!