The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!