The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to like any show

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the power to

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!