The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to eat food

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to die

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!