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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards
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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week
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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.
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The ability to shrink your penis
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the power to be a fury............-_-
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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/
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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.
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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE
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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.
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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.
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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun
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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.
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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.
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The power to walk on your butt cheeks
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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground
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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day
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the power to
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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels
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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.
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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.
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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!
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The power to turn into a parking lot.
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The power to speak to mexicans in german
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The power to only use yahoo.com
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!