The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!