The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to understand math.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!