The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Endless falling....

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!