The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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Guys, it's over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!