ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to like any show

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!