the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

thumb_up thumb_down -53

the power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to frow up when your not sick.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to be dyslexic at will

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to fly, but only when you're in water

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

thumb_up thumb_down +2

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to put on socks with one hand

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to see the future but through a straw.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!