The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!