The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to watch tv

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to die on command

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!