The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to die

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!