You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to like any show

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to see through water

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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solar powered night-vision

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!