The power to shit purple butterflies.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to predict the past.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to fart inwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to see everything in shades of green

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to hate someone you don't even know

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to die in one second

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!