The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to exist

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to live.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Acid pee

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!