- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The power to die

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to sweat acid.

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

Pointless Super Powers