The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to see through air

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to speak in cursive

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

the power to lick your own tongue

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power to change to justin biber

The power to have a stroke at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!