The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!