The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be pointless!

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to speak braille

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!