The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!