The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!