The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to see through bananas

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The superpower to poo at will.

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KeemStar

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!