The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to understand math.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to die at will

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!