The power to float without gravity.

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

the power to make toast into bread

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

The Power of cheese

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The power of eating from ears.

power to see through glass doors

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to have no powers!

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!