The power to see through pastry..

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!