ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!