The power to sing but your mute

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!