to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!