The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to fly indoors

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!