The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!