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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place
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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time
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the power to turn into a dead person
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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density
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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless
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The power to eat soup with a fork
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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.
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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS
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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.
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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.
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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.
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Swiss army teeth.
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the power to turn into a bucket of water
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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after
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the power to have no one read this post
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the power to fart in 7 different colors
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The power to be immune to every third bullet.
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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins
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The power to shit brix
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The ability to fart inwards.
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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.
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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview
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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.
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Sorry. The power to square root -1.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!