The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!