The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Balls.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!