The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!