The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to control dairy products

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!