the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to make cats burp.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to speak braille

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!