The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to see through water

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to have a power.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!