The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to bleed on command

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to kill yourself

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!